While we’re waiting with bated breath for a possible new updated Nintendo DS model that has been rumored, we thought we would take a look at some of our favorite DS mods. Some are weird, some are awesome, some will make you wonder what’s in the modder’s local water supply, but all are creative.

It’s no secret: animals are out to kill us. While we spend hundreds of billions of dollars fighting the terrorist threat overseas, animal sleeper cells are biding their time, developing strange and fabulous powers far beyond those of man.

In 2004, Mitt Romney, President Bush, and the RNC blasted John Edwards as being too inexperienced to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, despite nearly six years in the US Senate. In 2008, all three are praising the choice of the shockingly inexperienced Sarah Palin. And Republicans wonder why Americans continue to laugh at them…

The North Pole has become an island for the first time in human history as climate change has made it possible to circumnavigate the Arctic ice cap. The historic development was revealed by satellite images taken last week showing that both the north-west and north-east passages have been opened by melting ice.

‘Massage parlours’ and even barbers have long offered men sexual stimulation. Now, word is, women are after the extras.

Iraq and China signed a $3 billion deal this week to develop a large Iraqi oil field, the first major commercial oil contract here with a foreign company since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion.

The Eiffel tower is to lose its sparkle as thousands of its twinkling light bulbs are cut in a new green initiative, it has emerged.

A two-year investigation has concluded that most Verizon FIOS installations fail to meet national safety standards, and could cause fires or electrocutions

Wrote Voddie Baucham, for example: “She put her child at risk, not for an official, necessary, or emergency duty as the Governor of Alaska, but because she simply `was not going to miss out on that speech.’ A speech!”

Archeologists have uncovered the remains of what they believe to be a 20ft fence designed to screen Stonehenge from the view of unworthy Stone Age Britons.